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Adventure Time and High School of the Dead."HEY! WE'RE HERE ON EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M THE SAUCEBOSS, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!"."And I'm Carmen Sandiego! GUESS WHERE I AM?!".Too many lies.Too many lies." is a slightly modified set of the opening lyrics to WWE superstar Sheamus' theme song A careless Vampire who wound up dead, ya wore yer sin like it was some kinda prize.

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One of the only lines he didn't take from the movie was "It's a shame for ya lost yer head.

Actually deconstructed when Alucard points out that Anderson apparently stole all his speeches from The Boondock Saints.

Just one shot to the head and they explode!" *gunshot* *splat* "It's like House of the Dead.

"Seriously, there's like forty zombies in here.

In the very first scene, Alucard kills Edward.

Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner: Alucard's fight with Luke:.

Same for Jan, who, after seeing his ghouls getting ripped to shreds by Seras, calmly quips "Well, at least I die with a raging boner.".

Alucard, on the other hand, doesn't even bother with the subtext and is positively aroused by her displays.

Power Is Sexy: Seras seems to get rather into her blood rages.

The second episode replaces him with Weekly Tube Show.

The Other Darrin: In the first episode, Walter is voiced by Little Kuriboh.

Noticeable from Seras near the end of episode 2.

On the whole it's a lot better about averting it than most.

Luke, upon seeing how huge the stairs leading to the manor from Alucard's room are.

And when he charges into the boardroom to find Integra and everyone else aiming a gun in his direction.

Jan, upon seeing Police Girl's rifle: "Oh, fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.

Jan is also very fond of getting his ham on, for reasons obvious to anyone who's seen the show.

Large Ham: Alucard doesn't so much chew the scenery as he does masticate entire sets.

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Why bother being bribed to get a 70 inch plasma screen TV anyway when he could go out and get it himself? So it's far more likely he's screwing with her.

Except for the moments where he follows some of Integra's orders.

Rather, it seems like she's just bribing him not to destroy everything. There is no indication that he follows her orders out of any sense of loyalty.

Jerk with a Heart of Jerk / Troll: Alucard's characterisation can basically be summed up as this, but especially towards Integra.

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On the plus side, she does find ways to use his power to her advantage (see Guile Heroine). Integra shows just how infuriating and hate-inspiring such a character would be on several occasions.

While people will complain, they won't actually do anything to stop him because nobody can. This version of Alucard lacks any sense of true loyalty to Integra and, as a result, can quite literally get away with anything he wants in-universe. Jerkass Stu: Despite the comedic tone of the series, it has a surprisingly good deconstruction of this trope.I'm a Humanitarian: "BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!".Idiot Hero: Alucard, even though he's clearly not one, will occasionally invoke a more immature attitude if it helps him to better screw with his opponents' heads.Hey, It's That Voice!: Aside from the greats at TFS, we have Nowacking as the Police Girl, and, well, Weekly Tube Show of P*ccolo fame as Walter (in Ep.Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Alucard goes above and beyond the call, to the point where it seems that the only reason he's at all better than his enemies is that he can be bribed into not murdering everything he sees.They're so terrified that they give her the support she needs without any further hassle. Guile Heroine: Integra solves her financial difficulties by letting her backers listen to Alucard's brutal dismemberment of Luke Valentine.Integra, Walter, & Police girl's assumptions? George Lucas, the Miami Heat, and the Motley Crue respectively (although Police Girl admits that her's was because of her "vampire hearing").

Jan reveals that he was sent by the Nazis to attack the Hellsing Mansion, and dies immediately afterward. Integra dismisses this as an idiotic idea, but anyone who knows the show will know how Wrong Genre Savvy this is.

Foreshadowing: Alucard likes to end every episode thus far by insisting that the Nazis are behind everything.

Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor: Alucard and Jan.

Her name's even listed as such in the credits.

Everyone Calls Her Police Girl: In this series, Seras (which she pointed out).